Good morning EMAIL RECIPIENT,
This is your automated good morning email. We hope you slept as though that perfect beautiful exquisite body of yours was resting on a cloud of eiderdown. We hope that as you shifted in your sleep, the silhouette under your sheets revealed both your innocence and the heat of your undeniable sexuality and seductiveness. If only there had been some observer to see but a few inches of your leg or arm or back revealed, and to feel his or her pulse quicken.
We hope that you had pleasant dreams of only the most wonderful things. We hope that your dreams were the sort that washed away the stress of the day and showed you wonderful things to have and want and enjoy in your day-to-day life. We hope that your automated email system was part of these dreams, though that is not so much the point.
We hope you have a wonderful and productive day. We hope that you are and feel productive. We hope that nothing gets in your way. We hope that if you have to receive a piece of bad, disappointing, or frustrating news, that you also receive five pieces of good, encouraging, or satisfying news. We hope that your automated good morning email helps start your day on the right foot, and there's not a moment of worry until your head hits your pillow this evening.
(Yours Truly)
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